2016/2017 Office Fantasy Football League

Craig McHugh McScrimgeour becomes Manager of the Week this week as his Game of Throw Ins smack up a nice little 20 pointage piece which lifts themselves up five places into Fourteenth. Meanwhile, at the top of the table The Jostle continues cutting a dash on the dancefloor with the perturbably flappable participants Bielby, Clayton, Smasher and now McConaghy all linking arms and high-kicking for the top spot.  Though, currently looking a little weary, and as if he's about to make an excuse about going to the bar to have a sit down, is Smasher who has become the first Manager this season to use up all his transfers.   As if that's an achievement. Shall we have another cup round? Yes. ======== OFFL Cup -------- QUARTER FINALS, to be played over Week 36              RS-TBOY v Moobchester United        Rick Beecroft   Jon King     Starpratt Mustgo v Moreton Rovers Malcolm Meaden-Pratt   Edgar Rayner ...

HRH QE2: Cancelled all OFFL Engagements When nine teams earn their respective managers a Manager of the Week certificate you know it's not a high-scoring week. Dave Clayton, Russell Bielby, Malcolm Meaden-Pratt, Nick Borrett, Rick Beecroft, Toby Larking, Karyn Meaden-Pratt, Minty Colquhoun and Craig McHugh all tear a piece off a needlessly over-sized Manager of the Week certificate. It wasn't presented to them by a conspicuously absent HRH QE2 at a disappointing ceremony at Buckingham Palace.  3 points.  Each. On to the Cup First Round. ============ The OFFL Cup ------------ Round One, Wk 21            Pyeators  v  Toby's Gang     It's A Snickers  v  Inter Milandrover     Crystal Phallus  v  Absolutely Fabregas     Neil's Diamonds  v  Starpratt Mustgo       Guess Hughton  v  Radnorshire Tigers     Johnny's Heroes  v  RS-TBOY   ...