2016/2017 Office Fantasy Football League

Dave Clayton Wakes Up It's Week 30 and Russell Bielby takes advantage of the mighty Inter Milandrover's massive mega-meltdown to take over the second place spot. Meanwhile Guy Harewood has his Big Girl's Blouses billowing up into twelfth place after earning a Manager of the Week certificate-winning 18 points. And in other news... Dave Clayton has submitted a couple of transfer requests to help hold off that heel-nipping chasing pack. Finally, this week... ======== OFFL Cup -------- ROUND TWO, IN PLAY      Guess Hughton  v  Moreton Rovers          Nick Reed     Edgar Rayner         The Flying Geese  v  Minty's Minions        Mandy Noble     Minty Colquhoun    Dowds Farm Goblins  v  Toby's Gang       Nick Borrett     Toby Larking            RS-TBOY  v  Moanchester United     ...

Penniless Pup: A seal what is broke It was Week 11 when Sarah Bingham's Absolutely Fabregas broke the OFFL's 100 point seal and, then, Week 19 when Dave Clayton skipped over the 200 point mark.  It's now Week 27 and The Dave's Pyeators, albeit looking a little weary, are still at the top of the pile and marching happily across the 300 point mark all by themselves.  The belief that the Championship is theirs remains strong. Not only does this signify that the end of the season is hovering just below the horizon but it also means that the rest of the managers had better get a boogie on if they're going to challenge for this most prestigious of prizes. Smasher of Inter Milandrover fame has got the message and has recently put on a lethargic spurt to claim Second Place in the table. Three paragraphs in and still no jokes, gags or smile-worthy funniness.  With shoulders slumping in embarrassed dejection, we make our way towards the exit, tossing the last crumpling of ne...