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Week 40: West Spam United

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Livercoolio's Transfer Requests Unless a miracle hits the fan [depending on which team you manage] it looks like Mr McConaghy has the OFFL Championship 2016/2017 all sewn up.  18 points separate his Neil's Diamonds ahead of second place Inter Milandrover.  All ears cocked toward the gargling Fat Lady. Dave Clayton and Ashley Keeler are joint Managers of the Week with a score of 32 points for Pyeators and It's A Snickers respectively.  What a way to go into the final week of the season. Meanwhile, the blameless OFFL are embroiled in a transfers scandal involving Livercoolio being maliciously Spam Filtered out of submitting transfers by Google.  So if you've spotted an apparent glitch in the table please rest assured, Livercoolio are currently Fourth in the table with all appropriate points awarded. And talking of transfers... none have been submitted by Moreton Rovers' Edgar Rayner meaning Smasher is in with a shout of winning the OFFL Cup.  How magnanimous of the

Week 39: Fidget-Spinning in Excitement

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Neil's Excited Manager of the Week ?  Malcolm Meaden-Pratt.  16 points for Starpratt Mustgo.  They're up into Thirteenth, four places above wife Karyn. *Sizzle*. Meanwhile at the top of the table... two weeks of results to go.  12 points in it.  Is the gap too big?  Yes, probably.  Let's be honest.  We can see Neil McConaghy fidget-spinning in excitement. But what of The Cup? ======== OFFL Cup -------- Semi-Finals, RESULTS, Wk39            RS-TBOY  5 v 10 Inter Milandrover      Rick Beecroft         Smasher Dowds Farm Goblins  6 v  7 Moreton Rovers       Nick Borrett         Edgar Rayner The final is therefore between Inter Milandrover and Moreton Rovers.  Moreton Rovers have 12 transfers left while Inter Milandrover have none.  This means that Moreton Rovers can GUARANTEE a cup win if they can spot any player that is out injured for the rest of the season in Inter Milandrover's team. They just have to swap the entire team to copy that of Inter Milandrover's apart f

Week 38: Diamonds On Course For League Title

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McConaghy: Getting ready to accept the title The magnificent Alex Blundell, dithering from one week to the next, is rewarded for his dawdling with a Manager of the Week certificate.  His Moanchester United netted a massive 32 points moving themselves up six places. Meanwhile Neil McConaghy has nudged his Diamonds even further away from the chasing pack of wannabes.  Now 20 points ahead with 6 transfers left it all looks like what one might call a commanding lead - and at such a late stage in the season too. Meanwhile... -------- OFFL Cup ======== Semi-Finals, IN PLAY            RS-TBOY v Inter Milandrover      Rick Beecroft   Smasher Dowds Farm Goblins v Moreton Rovers       Nick Borrett   Edgar Rayner T h e   T a b l e                                             Value Points    Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot  --------------------------------------------------------  1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       54.8 25 396  2 Inter Milandrover    Smasher