2016/2017 Office Fantasy Football League

Mike Smears is only just in the Top Ten Bit of a shuffle at the top this week with Dave Clayton's long-time leaders, Pyeators, slipping down yet another place in the League. Current leaders Neil's Diamonds continue for another week at the top with a increased lead of 7 points.  Bielby's Livercoolio fall to Fourth, a few steps away from the dream of winning a third OFFL title in four years. Manager of the Week , distressingly for all of us, is the decrepitly aged and calculatingly cantankerous Mike Smears.  His Irishpool pulled in a dastardly brilliant 18 points to push themselves up seven places into Ninth. A walking stick's ferrule away from being outside the top ten. Meanwhile... ======== OFFL Cup -------- QUARTER FINALS, RESULTS Week 36              RS-TBOY  7 v  6 Moobchester United        Rick Beecroft         Jon King     Starpratt Mustgo 10 v 11 Moreton Rovers Malcolm Meaden-...

Gavin's rolling all his dice and he's coming up Snake Eyes For the second week in a row, congratulations go to this week's Manager of the Week : Mike Smears.  His Irishpool scored another large 20 points pushing themselves up another seven places into sixteenth in the table. Commiserations, on the other hand, to Gavin Ward's Roll All The Dice.  They fall furthest, six places, leaving them below Mr Smears's Irishpool in nineteenth.  That'll explain Mr Ward's rececnt transfers then. Team of the Month for September... Team                   September Score -------------------------------------- Absolutely Fabregas             56 Starpratt Mustgo                51 RS-TBOY                         46 Irishpool                       44 Minty's Minions ...

Russell Bielby has dropped his transfer trousers a little early this season In the City today, Markets have rallied after this week's early signs of stability have encouraged an increase in Player trading activity. Indeed, our leader from last week is our leader this week.  Absolutely Fabregas.  Such consistency marks them out as an official Title Contender no doubt, leaving others to work out a strategy to keep up.  And when we say 'others' we exclude Mike Smears and his Irishpool who signal their ascendency by swiping the Manager of the Week certificate.  A score of 22 points see them hobble into twenty-third. No, when we say 'others' we mean people like Russell Bielby.  He has just called in sick for work after injuring his fingers while panic-typing his latest knee-jerk reaction transfer requests. Who else is dropping their transfer trousers a little early this season? Transfer Trouser Dropping Table                 ...