2016/2017 Office Fantasy Football League

A drawing of a drawer You can't take your eye of that Bielby [Mr] for a moment can you? As soon as everyone turns their backs on an FA Cup week, the solitary Premiership fixture in that week only goes and gifts the gaffer a goodly and great 10 points. Not only does this gift give again in the form of a Manager of the Week Certificate but it also presents Livercoolio a lift into Second Place. A mere 13 points behind the current leaders, Pyeators. We'd better be careful here... this might start to become 'exciting'. So what of the OFFL's own premier cup competition?  The draw has been drawn... ======== OFFL Cup -------- ROUND TWO, to be played over Week 31      Guess Hughton  v  Moreton Rovers          Nick Reed     Edgar Rayner         The Flying Geese  v  Minty's Minions        Mandy Noble     Minty Colquhoun    Dowds Farm Goblins  v  Toby's Gang       Nick Borrett     Toby Larking            RS-TBOY  v  Moanchester United      Rick Beecroft     Alex Blunde

Penniless Pup: A seal what is broke It was Week 11 when Sarah Bingham's Absolutely Fabregas broke the OFFL's 100 point seal and, then, Week 19 when Dave Clayton skipped over the 200 point mark.  It's now Week 27 and The Dave's Pyeators, albeit looking a little weary, are still at the top of the pile and marching happily across the 300 point mark all by themselves.  The belief that the Championship is theirs remains strong. Not only does this signify that the end of the season is hovering just below the horizon but it also means that the rest of the managers had better get a boogie on if they're going to challenge for this most prestigious of prizes. Smasher of Inter Milandrover fame has got the message and has recently put on a lethargic spurt to claim Second Place in the table. Three paragraphs in and still no jokes, gags or smile-worthy funniness.  With shoulders slumping in embarrassed dejection, we make our way towards the exit, tossing the last crumpling of ne

Gotta go bye Alun Edwards takes the Manager of the Week biscuit this week after Radnorshire Tigers clipped in 29 points pushing themselves up four places and back into the to p ten. Now if you'll excuse us while an increasingly challenging nearly-2 year old boy drunkenly waves a pair of scissors over his sister's face, we'll be back next week. Team of the Month for January 2017 is Dowds Farm Goblins.  # Team Name            Pts ---------------------------  2 Dowds Farm Goblins   88  4 Inter Milandrover    81 10 Moobchester United   79  3 Crystal Phallus      72 18 Game Of Throw Ins    65 14 Minty's Minions      64 27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   63  9 Radnorshire Tigers   63  7 Starpratt Mustgo     62 21 Guess Hughton        61  6 Livercoolio          61 . . . 22 Bourneslippy         36 19 Johnny's Heroes      32 24 It's A Snickers      27 25 Sheep City           27 29 Ali McMoist          20 26 Roll all the dice FC 18 28 Moreton Rovers       14 --- T h e   T a b