2016/2017 Office Fantasy Football League

Sarah returns to [near] the top Mrs Bielby bounces back with her second Manager of the Week certificate of the campaign, knocking in 19 points this week and inserting herself into the number two spot in the table.  The resurgence of Johnny's Heroes is keeping Johnny King's Moobs on their chubby little toes.  Mr King remains in top spot. Highest climber, rocketing up twelve places into seventh, is Toby's Gang.  Neil's Diamonds thrust up an almost equally enthralling eleven places into eleventh. Don't panic, folks. It's just the early season jostle that dupes the jittery managers amongst you to break into their transfer quota. Cough, Rick, ahem, Russ, ahem, splutter, ahem, ahem, ahem.  A marathon it is.  A sprint it is not. Will the international break and creaky close of the transfer window bring any further rash changes.  Let's hope so. Happy Birthday for Manager Nick Borrett [Sunday] T h e   T a b l e               ...

Look at how white they are. It's on. And we're up. Good job Gary Lineker wasn't. Yeah, you know what we're talking about. It should be noted that Our Most Gracious Chairman was drafted in as the BBC body double on Saturday night in case The Boy Lineker chickened out of presenting MOTD in just a pair of Leicesters. Fortunately for widescreen enthusiasts the corpulent services of OMG Chairman weren't required. So, we finally arrive at the first week of the season. After a remarkably successful/disastrous* European Championships, we can bury our beaming/crying* faces into the nestled comfort of the big and pleasantly plumpy Premiership pillow. Zzzzzzz. [* delete according to your UK loyalties.] Well, Johnny's Heroes are first out of the blocks as Sarah Bielby collects a Manager of the Week certificate for an adequate week's pull of 14 points. But as we know: it's a marathon, not a sprint, so keep your cock-a-hooping down to modest whoop if you will,...