2016/2017 Office Fantasy Football League

Miss Colquhoun currently enjoying smartphone technology Minty 'Posh Bint' Colquhoun is, with a massive haul of 32 points, this week's Manager of the Week .  This statistical outlier of a score from the reigning Champions has propelled Minty's Minions up five places into Fifteenth - not quite ridding themselves of the burden of analogy with this season's Premiership's Leicester City but it's a move in the right direction nevertheless. If scores continue to progress in this manner, The Mighty Posh Bint Mint will be fighting former colleague Nick Bouncy Borrett for the title. Ah, that cheered us up. Seriously though, well done.  It's no mean feat to have achieved such a high score while, as the grapevine carries it, breaking in your first ever smartphone.  In fact, Our Most Gracious Chairman would like us to sincerely thank you for the thirty-eight blank text messages that were received from you on Thursday morning.  3 O'Clock in the morning. That's...

HRH QE2: Cancelled all OFFL Engagements When nine teams earn their respective managers a Manager of the Week certificate you know it's not a high-scoring week. Dave Clayton, Russell Bielby, Malcolm Meaden-Pratt, Nick Borrett, Rick Beecroft, Toby Larking, Karyn Meaden-Pratt, Minty Colquhoun and Craig McHugh all tear a piece off a needlessly over-sized Manager of the Week certificate. It wasn't presented to them by a conspicuously absent HRH QE2 at a disappointing ceremony at Buckingham Palace.  3 points.  Each. On to the Cup First Round. ============ The OFFL Cup ------------ Round One, Wk 21            Pyeators  v  Toby's Gang     It's A Snickers  v  Inter Milandrover     Crystal Phallus  v  Absolutely Fabregas     Neil's Diamonds  v  Starpratt Mustgo       Guess Hughton  v  Radnorshire Tigers     Johnny's Heroes  v  RS-TBOY   ...