Week 33 & 34: OFFL Cup Quarter Finals Draw
Craig McHugh McScrimgeour becomes Manager of the Week this week as his Game of Throw Ins smack up a nice little 20 pointage piece which lifts themselves up five places into Fourteenth.
Meanwhile, at the top of the table The Jostle continues cutting a dash on the dancefloor with the perturbably flappable participants Bielby, Clayton, Smasher and now McConaghy all linking arms and high-kicking for the top spot. Though, currently looking a little weary, and as if he's about to make an excuse about going to the bar to have a sit down, is Smasher who has become the first Manager this season to use up all his transfers.
As if that's an achievement.
Shall we have another cup round?
Yes.
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OFFL Cup
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QUARTER FINALS, to be played over Week 36
RS-TBOY v Moobchester United
Rick Beecroft Jon King
Starpratt Mustgo v Moreton Rovers
Malcolm Meaden-Pratt Edgar Rayner
Inter Milandrover v The Flying Geese
Smasher Mandy Noble
Shutdown FC v Dowds Farm Goblins
Sam Reed Nick Borrett
Get your transfers in NOW [if you have any left]
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 4 335
2 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 3 326
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.7 -3 325
4 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 14 325
5 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.9 3 318
6 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.2 3 308
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 10 306
8 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 5 301
9 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.0 7 299
10 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 7 296
11 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 0 294
12 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 5 286
13 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 15 286
14 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 20 276
15 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.7 7 271
16 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 5 270
17 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 19 267
18 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.2 12 266
19 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 54.8 6 262
20 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.0 1 261
21 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 0 259
22 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 6 249
23 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 2 247
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 13 214
25 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.6 16 212
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 7 188
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 6 175
28 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 11 136
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 1 85
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 42.9 6 14
Week's Average Points 7.0
Total Average Points 255.2
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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For Wk34
Inter Milandrover
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From: Smasher
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: The Final Transfer
OUT
FB S Coleman EVE
IN
172 FB L Baines EVE
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Chairman responds:
Having a broken-legged Coleman would have been better for you than Leighton 'Minus 2' Baines.
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For Wk35
Neil's Diamonds
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From: Neil McConaghy
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Neil's Diamonds Transfer Time
Hello Sir
I'd like to make two changes to the team please:
Out
------
324 Ramsey
406 Lallana
In
------
402 Coutinho
368 Zaha
Hope you're well.
----------------------
Chairman responds:
Finger on the pulse, eh? Are you going to be repeating your 2008 Big Mac's Mingmongs success like what you had back then and that innit though? Your best chance in 9 years.
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Meanwhile, at the top of the table The Jostle continues cutting a dash on the dancefloor with the perturbably flappable participants Bielby, Clayton, Smasher and now McConaghy all linking arms and high-kicking for the top spot. Though, currently looking a little weary, and as if he's about to make an excuse about going to the bar to have a sit down, is Smasher who has become the first Manager this season to use up all his transfers.
As if that's an achievement.
Shall we have another cup round?
Yes.
========
OFFL Cup
--------
QUARTER FINALS, to be played over Week 36
RS-TBOY v Moobchester United
Rick Beecroft Jon King
Starpratt Mustgo v Moreton Rovers
Malcolm Meaden-Pratt Edgar Rayner
Inter Milandrover v The Flying Geese
Smasher Mandy Noble
Shutdown FC v Dowds Farm Goblins
Sam Reed Nick Borrett
Get your transfers in NOW [if you have any left]
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
--------------------------------------------------------
1 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 4 335
2 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 3 326
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.7 -3 325
4 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 14 325
5 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.9 3 318
6 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.2 3 308
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 10 306
8 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 5 301
9 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.0 7 299
10 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 7 296
11 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 0 294
12 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 5 286
13 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 15 286
14 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 20 276
15 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.7 7 271
16 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 5 270
17 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 19 267
18 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.2 12 266
19 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 54.8 6 262
20 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.0 1 261
21 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 0 259
22 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 6 249
23 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 2 247
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 13 214
25 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.6 16 212
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 7 188
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 6 175
28 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 11 136
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 1 85
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 42.9 6 14
Week's Average Points 7.0
Total Average Points 255.2
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
=============================
For Wk34
Inter Milandrover
-------------------
From: Smasher
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: The Final Transfer
OUT
FB S Coleman EVE
IN
172 FB L Baines EVE
----------------------
Chairman responds:
Having a broken-legged Coleman would have been better for you than Leighton 'Minus 2' Baines.
=============================
For Wk35
Neil's Diamonds
-------------------
From: Neil McConaghy
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Neil's Diamonds Transfer Time
Hello Sir
I'd like to make two changes to the team please:
Out
------
324 Ramsey
406 Lallana
In
------
402 Coutinho
368 Zaha
Hope you're well.
----------------------
Chairman responds:
Finger on the pulse, eh? Are you going to be repeating your 2008 Big Mac's Mingmongs success like what you had back then and that innit though? Your best chance in 9 years.
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