Week 35: Open Wide
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| The Race for the Title: Wide Open. |
23 points pushes Neil's Diamonds into top spot with Dowds Farm Goblins keeping up with the pace and sneaking into Third after scoring an even more impressive 25 points.
Manager of the Week, however and with a bulgingly fecund score of 36 points, is one Alex Blundell.
There is only one Alex Blundell.
His Moanchester United rocket up, past the 300-point mark, into Twelfth.
Meanwhile, from 1730hrs Monday 10th April 2017, the OFFL Cup Quarter Finals are in play.
So, who's zooming who?
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OFFL Cup
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QUARTER FINALS, to be played over Week 36
RS-TBOY v Moobchester United
Rick Beecroft Jon King
Starpratt Mustgo v Moreton Rovers
Malcolm Meaden-Pratt Edgar Rayner
Inter Milandrover v The Flying Geese
Smasher Mandy Noble
Shutdown FC v Dowds Farm Goblins
Sam Reed Nick Borrett
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 54.8 23 348
2 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 9 344
3 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.9 25 343
4 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.7 13 338
5 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 10 336
6 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.2 24 332
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 21 327
8 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.0 23 322
9 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 27 313
10 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 11 312
11 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 35 311
12 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.7 36 307
13 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 13 307
14 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 19 305
15 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 7 303
16 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.2 35 301
17 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 27 294
18 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.0 30 291
19 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 32 281
20 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 6 276
21 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 54.8 13 275
22 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 15 274
23 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 23 270
24 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.6 30 242
25 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 22 236
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 13 201
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 17 192
28 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 10 146
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 13 98
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 42.9 -5 9
Week's Average Points 19.2
Total Average Points 274.5
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Toby's Gang
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From: Toby Larking
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Can you make this transfer please
OUT
174 FB S Coleman EVE
IN
172 FB L Baines EVE
Toby larking
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Chairman responds:
Done.
Dusted.
And vacuumed.
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Radnorshire Tigers
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From: Alun Edwards
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Dear Chairman ...,
Not certain why I am trying to improve the Tigers this late in the season, after all my mentor Tony Pulis normally accepts mid-table obscurity as an achievement. However this season Pulis seems to be pulling out the stops, so here goes:
OUT
110 GK T Courtois CHE 4.1
494 MF E Capoue WAT 3.3
508 MF M Antonio WH 4.2
565 ST Z Ibrahimovic MU 8.0
IN
129 GK D De Gea MU £4.3
450 MF N Redmond SOT £4.0
445 MF A Valencia MU £3.9
705 ST M Gabbiadini SOT £6.0
Cheers Ally
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Chairman responds:
Have you hobbled your team on purpose? Pulis teams tend to hobble the players from the opposition, not themselves.
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Toby's Gang
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From: Toby Larking
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Another forced change grrrr
Out
408 mane mf liv 5.0
In
403 firmino mf liv 5.0
Thanks
Toby larking
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Chairman responds:
No growling allowed before a transfer thank you very much
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